| How does it work ? |
Just use the drop-down boxes to select the options you want. Type your text in the text boxes, and use the bottom buttons. You can even send the image you created to a friend or friends for free.
This web site was tested by Karl. He is an orphaned chimpanzee from Mungo, South Africa.
He was pretty good at creating the shirts. However, we think you'll probably do a better job.
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| Will my shirt look just like the photo ? |
Not exactly, but close. The image you see on your computer is digitally generated by our special highly technical programming code called SSSL (Super Suck Scripting Language).
We will do our best to make it perfect. However, there are various factors involved. Such as; the number of letters and the size of the shirt.
Bottom line we will send you a shirt that looks good. Much better than the computer image.
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| How many lines can I put on 1 shirt ? |
2 Lines plus the last line for Suck or Sucks. The first line up to 12 letters. The second up to 8 letters.
If you want more, Contact Us. We do custom orders.
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| Can I add more lines of text ? |
Yes, however, the letter sizing will be smaller and there will be an additional charge.
Contact Us, we'll make it happen.
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| What if I want a different font ? |
That would fall under a custom order. If it's a font we have on hand, we will do it without an additional charge. Just Contact Us with what you want. We're easy like Sunday morning.
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| What if I misspell my design ? |
Try not to misspell your text. Double check your order. You can go back and recreate it with very little hassle. If we see a submission that is misspelled we will do our best to correct it. If we're not sure what the hell it is your trying to spell, we will email you and make sure it's what you want.
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| How does Buy 2 Get 1 Free work ? |
See our Deals page. Click Here.
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| What is your refund policy ? |
If you have a legitimate complaint on the quality of our product or are completely dissatisfied, Contact Us and we promise we will make it better. We take pride in this and it should be fun for everyone.
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| What kind of shirts do you use ? |
We use name brand apparel. Gilden 100% Cotton Heavyweight for the guys. For the ladies District Threads Preshrunk 100% Cotton Crewneck.
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| What will appear on my credit card ? |
You will not see the name AnythingSucks.com on your credit card. It will be billed under the company name Five22 LLC.
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| What kind of payments do you accept ? |
We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover. We also accept PayPal payments.
No personal checks or money orders.
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| Why is Gary Coleman on your web site ? |
Because Gary kicks mucho ass.
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| How fast does a cheetah run ? |
76 mph top end, but they conk out after a mile.
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| Where do I enter my promo discount code ? |
You will have the option to enter your discount code on the shopping cart page before you checkout.
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| How long till I get my order ? |
Your order will be shipped within 1 to 2 days after submission. We use USPS Priority shipping.
According to them, they say Domestic Priority Mail is between 3 to 7 business days.
Global Priority mail according to them is 4 to 10 business days. Rest assured we will get your order out quickly. However, you all know sometimes the mail can be slow. But they have also surprised us before on occasion with their speed. You will receive an email from us when your item is shipped.
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| How much is shipping ? |
Domestic shipping is $5 for the first shirt. $1 for each additional shirt.
International shipping is $10 for the first shirt. $2 each additional shirt.
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| Can you do custom stuff without the Suck(s) ? |
Yes, we can print something else if you have the idea. Contact us and we'll work it out.
Click here.
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| Do you do bulk orders ? |
Yes, see our Deals page.
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| Can we put anything on our shirts ? |
Kinda. See Below. AnythingSucks is meant to be humorous and fun. Not offensive or abusive.
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| What can't we put on our shirts ? |
We will not print anything racist or discriminatory. You also must use caution when using trademarks, such as names of sports teams. Everyone is protected under the First Amendment of the United States of America. Therefore whatever you create is solely your opinion and doesn't necessarily reflect upon what others think or believe. We at AnythingSucks.com do reserve the right to refuse to print something we feel is crossing a boundary. If this is the case, you will be contacted by us via email and we will offer you an alternative product or refund your loot. After all, we don't want to piss off some fat in the ass, can't fit in my Mercedes, Viagra popping lawyer.
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| Why do 2XL's and larger sizes cost more ? |
They cost us more to purchase. In some cases, depending on the color, they cost much more than regular XL's. We give them to you at the best possible rate we can without going broke.
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| Why do women's shirts cost more ? |
The bottom line is that women's clothing is more expensive even at wholesale prices. Probably because the material is softer and the cuts are different. That said, we don't make much of a profit on ladies shirts, but we love the ladies and we surely don't want to discriminate. Therefore, we stock them.
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| What is the quality of your shirts ? |
We use name brand apparel. Gilden 100% Cotton Heavyweight for the guys. For the ladies District Threads Preshrunk 100% Cotton Crewneck. Our lettering 100% silk screen.
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| Do you sell our information ? |
No, we do not.
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| How come you guys are so awesome ? |
It just happened that way. The same way it happened for David Hasselhoff.
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| Who built your web site ? |
We did, if you like it and are looking for a kick tail web site Contact Us.
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